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overhumor: d…did he just — ?

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:33:54 -0400

overhumor:

d…did he just — ?

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:31:40 -0400

mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:31:33 -0400

mew-squared:

In 2009, a man married a video game character

In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower

In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll

Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster

And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

gerikey: i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:31:15 -0400

gerikey:

i still havent grasped the fact that im a girl and i will never have a boner or a blow job

“When they broke up in 93 he wasn’t acting like Johnny...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:31:06 -0400

“When they broke up in 93 he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore.. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.” - Tim Burton

h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:30:46 -0400

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

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Fri, 24 May 2013 18:29:53 -0400

chickenheadspecial: “paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!” “draw a semicolon on your wrist...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:29:30 -0400

chickenheadspecial:

“paint your pinky nail blue to end bullying!”

“draw a semicolon on your wrist to end teenage suicide!”

“paint a hot dog riding a skateboard on your forehead to end the destruction of the south american rainforest!”

fuckyeahgaycouples: Sometimes we like to go to target just to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:28:59 -0400

fuckyeahgaycouples:

Sometimes we like to go to target just to take silly pictures in the big mirrors. This boy makes me feel so incredibly good about myself, and we are always so goofy together and I can’t even describe how he makes me feel. He’s ma boy

zingar-a-lexis: stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:26:26 -0400

zingar-a-lexis:

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

GALV

givedeanwinchesterhispie: tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:25:52 -0400

givedeanwinchesterhispie:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:23:55 -0400

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then

glamydia: thorki: dysexila: jennstarkid: howinternet: Mr....

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:21:27 -0400

glamydia:

thorki:

dysexila:

jennstarkid:

howinternet:

Mr. Krabs is 70 years old.

His eyes are green

he’s 7 inches tall

he weighs 5

his first name is Mr.

Female Cannibal in Indonesia Indonesia’s police have arrested...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:20:56 -0400

Female Cannibal in Indonesia

Indonesia’s police have arrested a 29-year-old Philippians woman for killing and eating humans. This woman has killed and eaten more than 30 girls and many other humans including her husband and had kept their meat in refrigerator.She had been enjoying eating human meat for long time.

This cannibal female had said, that she arranged many parties for her friends and relatives, to whom she had cooked and served human meat, without their knowledge. Her guests had said, that her food tasted very delicious.

This woman said that she has eaten the victims due to her inner desires and if she is given other chance, she would repeat this action again without any interruptions.

Even in prison, she had attacked a female guard, bitten her right hand and swallowed one of her fingers.

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:20:01 -0400

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes

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crystvllized: live fast die young drink capri sun

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:17:08 -0400

crystvllized:

live fast die young drink capri sun

fandomsandfeminism: bestdayeveraugustthird: musicsoundslovelyth...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:11:43 -0400

fandomsandfeminism:

bestdayeveraugustthird:

musicsoundslovelythanks:

crashwasplayingbadeverything:

swaggaraptor:

chiefkeeffanfiction:

amydentata:

At this rate, Colbert might actually be held accountable in the near future for making transphobic jokes.

Go trigger warn some shit

That’s not transphobic, though. He’s making a point that because the LGBT agenda is “barreling forward at full-speed” that the B and T of LGBT is being left behind. Everyone is focusing on the L and the G that there are people who have no idea what the B and T even stand for. He’s not being transphobic or making a slight meant to make fun of or harm the bi and trans* community. He’s making a point that no one is focusing on them because they’re focusing on the lesbian and gay community.

Mother. Fucking. This.

People really need to realize that EVERYTHING Colbert says while on camera is satire.

Satire: The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the cotext of a play, novel, fiilm or other works.

He is not making a transphobic joke. He is not honestly saying that bi and trans people do not count/matter/exist. He is making humor in order to shed light on the fact that they are forgotten.

He is doing this to raise fucking awareness that there is more to LGBT than LG. He is raising a big flag that says “Hey, don’t forget about these guys. They count. They matter. Why aren’t you doing anything about them? Why aren’t they discussed?” He is not trying to say “They don’t matter.”

So please stop with the self righteous, self pity, “social justice” comments unless you know what you are talking about.

I do appreciate that Bisexual is matched with bacon. I rather enjoy bacon.

This is why I love the Colbert Show.

Yeah, drawing attention to bi and trans erasure through satire is not in itself biphobic or transphobic.

Come on guys. Satire.

whyy-am-i-still-here: i-m-a-cutteerr: suicidal-girl-depressed: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:10:38 -0400

whyy-am-i-still-here:

i-m-a-cutteerr:

suicidal-girl-depressed:

this is break my heart and is fucking true

She just breaks down..

omfg. i don’t care how much i’ve blogged it, i can’t help but stare at this repeatedly. she just breaks down as if she’s been holding it in for so long.